The Impossible Weekend

HOW CAN I BE AT ALL OF THESE PLACES AT ONCE? Sorry for the slop-central copy and paste job. I have no time because I am too busy inventing a time machine. But for serious. Also any donations to the Emily and Beth Become Cultured Individuals of Modern Society Fund For the Uncultured Children are welcomed and greatly appreciated to help with the expenditure facet of our proposed musical odyssey. CHECK THIS OUT:

It begins softly on Thursday:

Thu 6/11
8:00 PM
Marco Benevento (solo)
The Stone All Ages $15

Thu 6/11
8:00 PM
SSPS, Men & Women, Julianna Barwick, Ducktails
The Cameo (Northside Festival) 21+ tba

Thu 6/11
9:00 PM
Cymbals Eat Guitars, Paragraph, Thegreatunwashed, Kilgore Trout Is Dead
Martini Red Not Specified free

Fri 6/12
10:30 PM
Forest City, Kittens Ablaze, Motel Motel, The Eskalators, The Tony Castles, Forensics
155 Water Street (The Brooklyn Invitational) All Ages $8

Fri 6/12
8:00 PM
The Beets, Drink Up Buttercup, Zaza, Sean Bones, We Are Country Mice
Bruar Falls (Northside Festival) 21+ tba

Fri 6/12
7:00 PM
Shilpa Ray & Her Happy Hookers, Sister Suvi, Secret Life of Sofia, pow wow!, Coyote Eyes
Spike Hill (Northside Festival) 21+ $7

Fri 6/12
6:00 PM
Sunset Rubdown, Witchies, Elfin Saddle
Studio B (Northside Festival) 18+ $17

Fri 6/12
8:00 PM
Golden Triangle, Sightings, Pterodactyl, Aa, Screens
Union Pool (Northside Festival) 21+ tba

Sat 6/13
7:00 PM
Bill Callahan (smog), Lights
(le) poisson rouge 18+ $15

Sat 6/13
8:00 PM
Dragons of Zynth, Tune Yards, Chica Vas, Katie Eastburn, Bora Yoon
Glasslands (Northside Festival) 21+ $10

Sat 6/13
8:00 PM
Mika Miko, Strange Boys, The Coathangers, Fiasco
Market Hotel All Ages tba

Sun 6/14
8:00 PM
Mika Miko, Strange Boys, X-Ray Eyeballs, Silk Flowers
Cake Shop 21+ tba

Sun 6/14
9:00 PM
The Coathangers, K-Holes, Ex-Humans
Glasslands (Northside Festival) 21+ $6

Sun 6/14
8:00 PM
Bill Callahan (smog), Sir Richard Bishop (of Sun City Girls)
Music Hall of Williamsburg (Northside Festival) 18+ $15

Sun 6/14
2:00 PM
The Dodos, Phil and the Osophers
Studio B (Northside Festival) 18+ $8

Mon 6/15
7:00 PM
Brakes Brakes Brakes
Mercury Lounge 21+ $12

Tue 6/16
8:00 PM
Jonathan Richman, Vic Chesnutt
Bowery Ballroom 18+ $15


AND TO TOP OFF THE CONFUSION:

Sun 6/14
12:00 PM
Golden Triangle (7:40pm), Aa (7:20pm), Talk Normal (7:10pm), Dinowalrus (7:00pm), Spectre Folk (6:50pm), The So So Glos (6:40pm), Shilpa Ray (6:30pm), Skeleton (6:20pm), TK Webb (6:10pm), Religious Knives (6:00pm), Necking (5:50pm), Ducktails (5:40pm), Phosphorescent (5:30pm), Pterodactyl (5:20pm), The Forms (5:10pm), Little Gold (5:00pm), White Diamonds (4:50pm), Taigaa! (4:40pm), Puttin' on the Ritz (4:30pm), Knyfe Hytes (4:20pm), Samara Lubelski (4:10pm), The Ballet (4:00pm), Beach Fossils (3:50pm), Mika Miko (3:40pm), Emilyn Brodsky (3:30pm), Teengirl Fantasy (3:20pm), Christy & Emily (3:10pm), Fiasco (3:00pm), Strange Boys (2:50pm), Broccoli Destroyer (2:40pm), Ponytail (2:20pm), Katie Eastburn (2:10pm), The Coathangers (2:00pm), Metal Mountains (1:50pm), Real Estate (1:40pm), Liturgy (1:30pm), Artanker with Heavy Friends (1:20pm), Extra Life (1:10pm), X-Ray Eyeballs (1:00pm), The Homosexuals (12:50pm), Hot Pink Carpet (12:40pm), Javelin (12:30pm), The Eskalators (12:20pm), The Vultures (12:10pm), Air Waves (12:00pm)

Fort Tilden Beach (UNAMPLIFIED ACOUSTIC BBQ 2009) All Ages

Sorry, this might be the ugliest yet most important post I have done. This week. But it is so chock full of info do you even care? Beth sure doesn't.

GLORY DAYS/DAZE.