I am jostled awake by a sudden booming. It is 12:15AM when I hear the call. I want to be furious for these hooligans disrupting my slumber but- "GIRL YOU KNOW AYE-AYE-AYE. GIRL YOU KNOW AYE-AYE-AYE. Birthday sex. Birthday sex...Tell me where you want your gift, girl...You close your eyes as I improv between your legs...AYE-AYE-AYE."
Modern day Shakespeare, Jeremih (quirky spelling, I love that!) put to music what we are all thinking about: birthday sex. The thing is: it doesn't have to be your birthday for this to be your new favorite song. It's going to feel like your birthday when you hear it for the first time. His self-titled debut album comes out in just a few days on Def Jam. Expect lines because the first 365 people with unique birthdays to buy the record get birthday sex from Jeremih in 2010.
The video contains copious birthday touching and birthday fruit smashing. The real question is where did she get those gladiator heels!? Probably a birthday gift.
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omg. brilliant
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