3.29.2009

Where's the Bacon Miracle Whip?



Aren't relationships grand? Every relationship is based upon reciprocity... just like baconnaise. Baconnaise is the perfect admixture of partially hydrogenated corn oil, artificial bacon flavoring and... mayonnaise. Listening to live music is very similar. The musician gets his/her power from the audience. When the audience dances, it excites the performer to pump more and more energy into the crowd, creating a feedback loop. When the band is done, it goes backstage and eats baconnaise.

Some good bands that participate in this ritual are the following:


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