Idiotface sunglasses: I cannot wait for the quirky sunglasses trend to diedie/endSTOP. Also everybody can tell when those glasses aren't prescriptions. You are nuts!
Quick fix: Squint or get a normal pair.
Puffy-sneakers: Boys and girls, you are equally guilty of wearing pillow footwear. This trend of buying $600 Nike Dunks or magenta poofy Reeboks is ridiculous, reDICulous. For God's sake you aren't about to walk on the moon ya nut! Yer a nut!
Solution: Buy yourself a nice pair of penny loafers and make your mother happy, punk.
Dapper!
Gladiator sandals: Idiocy. Unless you a Russell Crowe starring in Gladiator: in this case legit.
Solution: Easy my friend, throw them out or burn them.
Weird facial hair: I know boys don't have a lot to work with in terms of hair-dos and stuff but they need to stop being crafty on their faces. You all look like cute jackasses.
Solution: Have a regular beard or moustache. No mutton chops or other art projects. Except for you, hot boy with mutton chops. You cultivate those chops. You're nuts. But I love it.
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you continue to twist my abdomen with fits of laughter that have to explained to everyone else in the room.
ReplyDeletemeaning, paul.
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