If you are going on a road trip for Spreak10 to Miami to engage in some raving, now might be the time to ask yourself--WHAT AM I GOING TO PUT ON MY MIXES FOR THE FUCKING RIDE DOWN TO GET IN THE MOOD? Well, after consulting some experts and receiving visions from god, I have the answer for you: You will play La Bouche's "Be My Lover." On repeat. I hope you live in Maine. Yes, the song has a bumping beat. It induces romantic vibes that will help you get a head start on seducing chosen car companions (don't wait until the dance floor when you might forget your roofies back in the suite). And yes, it even has a rhyme-spitting breakdown. But it isn't just a song unfairly molested by the film genre "comedy." Let's see.
You think you know what it means to be her lover? Whoa no. Men are hung from the ceiling of what appears to be the cargo of a semi-truck with their mouths duct taped shut driven by the singer--her eyes glazed over and her mind possessed with the lust for her cocooned prisoners. In order to get these driving shots and emotions to be realistic directors brought in a rabid hound and let it loose on the singer. (Note: I have consulted experts in the field of 1990s German and Australian Eurodance and they assert that the setting alternates between the back of a semi and a slaughterhouse.) It's either about male sex trafficking, veganism, or a simple PSA concerning rabies in humans. Enjoy your break, but if you don't get one because you are either pre-k or post grad I strongly advise you to head to Miami that week anyways. Bikinis, body shots, and bare-ass drunk kids falling off roofs: OH MY!
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i almost was going to look up the lyrics for will smith's "miami" and then i decided not to
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