Everyone and everyone is into the Cults song "Go Outside." Not going to post it though because I am lazy and you can download the whole three song album here. It's catchy I will tell you that!
Here is a kind of Smiths-esque song but I like it. Just a group of svelte and attractive blonde boys. And a brunette I guess. The song is happy and sung by someone with an accent. This begs the question: is it real? The gang probably lives in Brooklyn and is watching About a Boy as you read this to perfect the dialect.
Bye Bye Bicycle - Sirens
Fixed bikes are on the way out! Rollerblading will soon experience a full-on revival second in popularity only to those sneakers with wheels on the bottom that were banned in schools. No brakes on a bike? Too safe. Sneakers without brakes? Impossibly cool and dangerous. Heads up: toss your ridiculous messenger bag that probably matches your frame and swap it all for a fanny pack, knee socks, and a personality. But in five months the sneaker trend will disappear and people will be really into driving their cars to get around so buy all this shit on eBay. This way your credit will stay pristine and you can get a loan for a Prius or Smart car. Smart cars are efficient for cozying into tricky parking spaces off of Bedford. Or just take your mom's Prius. She'll want to ride her fixie to work anyways. Straight handlebars with streamers!
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