Sometimes you realize that beef is like a huge sore loser. When it tries to make up for its huge problems, you like high-5 it anyway and say, "Hey? Remember that time?" And then it says to you, "Sometimes, but only when I'm hanging out with my wang out." And then a whole bunch of shit hits the fan, and flies flock to it like jesus christ.
Yeah...
Jesus Christ? Cool story bro. Poop in a shoe and call it modern art you bastard. I saw you tuesday doing that SLUTTY dance. Where's my moolah??
Oh my god, you just made me bust out laughing in the office you fucker
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