If I've learned anything over the years it's that I love wizards. I love wizards, I love what they wear, I love what they do. I love wizardry.
Some people say their parents are their heroes or Michael Jordan, who incidentally I just found out played for the Wizards basketball team (no doubt a glaring hint to the public that he himself is a wizard). My heroes are wizards.
Wizards, like other people have likes and dislikes. They pretty much only like magic though so here are things I have learned that wizards superhate:
-Fake Wizards (including Harry Potter, the big guy with the soft-looking white hair in The Lord of the Rings, and Mickey Mouse in Fantasia)
-Halloween (lots of boisterous fake wizards asking for treats and threatening tricks, which is funny because only real wizards can do tricks so they are ruining their costume's illusion)
-Dragons (they burn wizards with their throat flames accidentally)
-Strawberries (I have only been able to get the confirmation of five wizard's on this one)
-The idiotic idea that you can learn wizardry (you either have powers or you do not have powers SORRY!)
Here are sample songs that are on a lot of wizard mixes (played on cordless boomboxes made of stardust and wires):
Dwight Twilley - Looking for the Magic
Off the notoriously famous 1977 release Twilley Don't Mind.
The Birds - Say Those Magic Words
David Bowie - Dance Magic
He is actually a wizard by the way.
JK & Co. - Magic Fingers of Minerva
Sunset Rubdown - Magic vs. Midas
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